Winter gettin colder
summer gettin warmer
Tidal wave comin
cross the
Mexican border
Why buy a gallon
when its cheaper
by the barrel
Just dont be
busted singin
Christmas carols
Thats us Thats right
Gotta love this
American ride
Both ends of
the ozone burnin
Funny how the world
keeps turnin
Look ma, no hands
I love this
American ride
Gotta love this
American ride
Momma gets her
rocks off watchin
Desperate Housewives
Daddy works his
can off payin for
the good life
Kids on the YouTube
learnin how to be cool
Livin in a cruel world
pays to be a mean girl
Thats us Thats right
Gotta love this
American ride
Both ends of the
ozone burnin
Funny how the world
keeps turnin
Look ma, no hands
I love this
American ride
Gotta love this
American ride
Poor little miss
Americas town
She gained five
pounds and lost
her crown
Quick fix plastic
surgical antidote
Got herself a
record deal
cant even sing a note
Plasma gettin bigger
Jesus gettin smaller
Spill a cup of coffee
make a million dollars
Cousins caught a buzz
with an aerosol can
If the shoe dont fit
the fits gonna
hit the shan
Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this
American ride
Both ends of
the ozone burnin
Funny how the
world keeps turnin
Hot dog, Hot damn
I love this
American ride
Gotta love this
American ride
Oh yeah