My heart
is paralyzed
My head was
oversized
I'll take the
high road like
I should
You said it's
meant to be
That it's
not you
it's me
You're leaving
now for my
own good
That's cool
but if my friends
ask where
you are
I'm gonna say
She went down
in an airplane
Fried getting
suntan
Fell in a cement
mixer full
of quicksand
Help me
help me
I'm no good
at goodbyes
She met a shark
under water
Fell and no one
caught her
I returned
everything I
ever bought her
Help me
help me
I'm all
out of lies
And ways to
say you died
My pride still
feels the sting
You were my
everything
Some day I'll
find a love
like yours
She'll think
I'm Superman
Not super
minivan
How could you
leave on
Yom Kippur
That's cool
but if my friends
ask where you are
I'm gonna say
She was caught
in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over
by a crappy
purple Scion
Help me
help me
I'm no good
at goodbyes
She dried up
in the desert
Drown in
a hot tub
Danced to death
at an east
side night club
Help me
help me
I'm all
out of lies
And ways to
say you died
I wanna live
a thousand lives
with you
I wanna be
the one
you're dying to
Love
but you
That's cool
but if my friends
ask where you are
I'm gonna say
That's cool
but if my friends
ask where you are
I'm gonna say
She went down
in an airplane
Fried getting
suntan
Fell in a cement
mixer full
of quicksand
Help me
help me
I'm no good
at goodbyes
She met a shark
under water
Fell and no one
caught her
I returned
everything I
ever bought her
Help me
help me
I'm all out
of lies
She was caught
in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over
by a crappy
purple Scion
Help me
help me
I'm no good
at goodbyes
She dried up
in the desert
Drown in
a hot tub
Danced to death
at an east side
night club
Help me
help me
I'm all
out of lies
And ways to
say goodbye