I took two
weeks vacation
for the honeymoon
A couple tickets
all inclusive
down in Cancun
I couldn't
get my money
back so I'm in
seat Seven A
I'm getting
drunk on a plane
I bet the fella
on the aisle
thought I
was crazy
Cause I
taped your
picture to
the seatback
right beside me
Now I've got
empty mini
bottles fillin
both our trays
I'm getting
drunk on a plane
Buyin drinks
for everybody
But the pilot
it's a party
Got this seven
thirty seven
rocking like a
G six
Stewardess is
something sexy
Leaning pouring
Coke and whiskey
Told her about
my condition
Got a little
mile high
flight attention
It's Mardi Gras
up in the clouds
I'm up so high
may never come
down
I'll try anything
to drown
out the pain
They all know
why I'm getting
drunk on a plane
We had
this date
marked on the
calendar forever
We'd take that
new wed limo
airport ride
together
I feel
like a plastic
groom alone
there at the
top of the cake
So hey
I'm getting
drunk on a plane
Buyin drinks
for everybody
But the pilot
it's a party
Got this seven
thirty seven
rocking like a
G six
Stewardess is
something sexy
Leaning pouring
Coke and whiskey
Told her about
my condition
Got a little
mile high
flight attention
It's Mardi Gras
up in the clouds
I'm up so high
may never come
down
I'll try anything
to drown
out the pain
They all know
why I'm getting
drunk on a plane
On my way
home I'll bump
this seat right
up to first class
So I can
drink that
cheap cham
pagne out
of a real glass
And when we
land I'll
call her
up and tell her
kiss my ass
Cause hey
I'm drunk
on a plane
Buyin drinks
for everybody
But the pilot
it's a party
Got this seven
thirty seven
rocking like a
G six
Stewardess is
something sexy
Leaning pouring
Coke and whiskey
Told her about
my condition
Got a little
mile high
flight attention
It's Mardi Gras
up in the clouds
I'm up so high
may never come
down
I'll try anything
to drown
out the pain
They all know
why I'm getting
drunk on a plane
I'm getting
drunk on a plane
I might be
passed out
In the
baggage claim
But right now
I'm drunk
on a plane