Got me the
strangest woman
Believe it this
chick's no sinch
When I wanna
get her goin'
Then I whip out my
Big Ten Inch
Record of
the band that
plays the blues
Well the band that
plays the blues
She just loved my
Big Ten Inch
Record of her
favorite blues
Last night
I tried to
tease her
I gave my love
a little pinch
But she said now
stop that jivin
Now whip out
your big ten inch
Record of
the band that
plays the blues
Well the band that
plays the blues
She just loved my
Big Ten Inch
Record of her
favorite blues
I I I cover her
with kisses
and when we're in
a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she begs for
my big ten inch
Record of
the band that
plays the blues
Well the band that
plays the blues
She just loved my
Big Ten Inch
Record of her
favorite blues
My gal don't
go smokin'
and liquor just
makes her flinch
Seems she don't
go for nothin'
'cept for
my big ten inch
Record of
the band that
plays the blues
Band that
plays the blues
She just loved my
Big Ten Inch
Record of her
favorite blues