Please allow me
to introduce myself
I'm a man of
wealth and taste
I've been around
for a long
long year
stole many man's
soul and faith
I was 'round when
Jesus Christ
had his moment
of doubt and pain
Made damn sure
that Pilate
washed his hands
and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
hope you guess
my name
But what's puzzling
you is
the nature of
my game
Stuck around
St. Petersburg
when I saw it was
a time for a change
Killed the czar
and his ministers
Anastasia
screamed in vain
I rode a tank
held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg
raged
and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
hope you guess
my name
oh yeah
Ah what's puzzling
you is
the nature of
my game
oh yeah
I watched with glee
while your kings
and queens
fought for
ten decades
for the gods
they made
I shouted out
Who killed
the Kennedys
when after all
it was you and me
Let me please
introduce myself
I'm a man
of wealth
and taste
And I laid traps
for troubadours
who get killed
before they reach
Bombay
Pleased to meet you
hope you guess
my name
oh yeah
But what's puzzling
you is
the nature of
my game
oh yeah
Get down baby
Pleased to meet you
hope you guessed
my name
oh yeah
But what's confusing
you is just the
nature of my game
Just as every cop
is a criminal
and all the
sinners saints
As heads is tails
just call me
Lucifer 'cause
I'm in
need of some
restraint
So if you meet me
have some courtesy
have some sympathy
and some taste
Use all your
well-learned
politesse
or I'll lay your
soul to waste
mmm yeah
Pleased to meet you
hope you guessed
my name
mmm yeah
But what's puzzling
you is the
nature of my game
Mmm mean it
get down
Tell me baby
what's my name
Tell me honey
can 'ya guess
my name
Tell me baby
what's my name
I tell you one time
you're to blame
What's my name
Tell me baby
what's my name
Tell me sweetie
what's my name