Sit around and
watch the tube
but nothing's on
Change the channels
for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs
just for a bit
I'm sick of all
the same old shit
In a house with
unlocked doors
And I'm fuckin lazy
Bite my lip and
close my eyes
Take me away
to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And I smell like shit
Peel me off
this velcro seat
and get me moving
I sure as hell
can't do it by myself
I'm feeling
like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from
the summer street
I locked the door
to my own cell
And I lost the key
Bite my lip and
close my eyes
Take me away
to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And I smell like shit
I got no motivation
Where is
my motivation
No time
for the motivation
Smoking
my inspiration
Sit around and
watch the phone
but no one's calling
Call me pathetic
call me what you will
My mother says
to get a job
But she don't like
the one she's got
When masturbation's
lost its fun
You're fuckin breaking
Bite my lip
and close my eyes
Take me away
to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And loneliness
has to suffice
Bite my lip
and close my eyes
I was slipping
away to paradise
Some say
Quit or I'll go blind
But it's just a myth