When God gave
out rhythm
Sure was good to you
You can add subtract
multiply and
divide by two
I know todays
your birthday
and I did not
buy no rose
But I wrote this song
and instead I call it
popsicle toes
Popsicle toes
Popsicle toes
are always froze
Popsicle toes
Youre so
brave to expose
all those popsicle toes
You must have
been mr olympian
With all that amplitude
How come you always
load your pentax
when I am in the nude
We are to have a
birthday party
and you can wear your
birthday cloths
Then we can
hit the floor
and go explore
those popsicle toes
You've got the nicest
north of america
This sailor ever saw
I like to feel your
warm brazil and
touch your panama
But tierra del fuegos
are nearly always froze
Weve got to seesaw
until we un-thaw
those popsicle toes
Popsicle toes
Popsicle toes
are always froze
Popsicle toes
Youre so
brave to expose
all those popsicle toes