And he goes to
work at nine
And he comes back
home at five-thirty
Gets the same
train every time
Cause his world is
built round punctuality
It never fails
And he's oh so good
And he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy
In his body and his mind
He's a well respected
man about town
Doing the best things
so conservatively
And his mother
goes to meetings
While his father
pulls the maid
And she stirs the tea
with councilors
While discussing
foreign trade
And she passes looks
as well as bills
At every suave young man
Cause he's oh so good
And he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy
In his body and his mind
He's a well respected
man about town
Doing the best things
so conservatively
And he likes
his own backyard
And he likes
his fags the best
Cause he's better
than the rest
And his own sweat
smells the best
And he hopes to grab
his fathers loot
When pater passes on
Cause he's oh so good
And he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy
In his body and his mind
He's a well respected
man about town
Doing the best things
so conservatively
And he plays at
stocks and shares
And he goes
to the regatta
And he adores
the girl next door
Cause he's dying
to get at her
But his mother knows
the best about
The matrimonial stakes
Cause he's oh so good
And he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy
In his body and his mind
He's a well respected
man about town
Doing the best things
so conservatively