Candy caught Bo in bed
with a red head
she threw a fit
and a fern and the
F word at both of them
she peppered him
with B.B.'s 'cuz
she couldn't
find a 12 gauge
said Cindy Lou
I know your husband
and theres gonna
be hell to pay
There ain't nothing
like a woman scorned
There ain't nothing
more dangerous than
a country girl
trading her
halo for horns
The neighbors knew
they were in for a war
They saw a screaming
half naked waffle house
waitress flying
off the porch
no one slams the door
like a woman scorned
Candy came back
Bo was zipping up
his Levi's
she chased him around
the kitchen he was
trying to apologize
he dialed a 9 and a 1
before she landed
that left hook
she knocked him out
cold Candy's stronger
than she looks
There ain't nothing
like a woman scorned
There ain't nothing
more dangerous than
a country girl trading
her halo for horns
The neighbors knew
who was winning
that war
They saw a half
naked bleeding husband
who'd been cheating
spread eagle
on the porch
No one slams the door
like a woman scorned
Ain't nothing
like a woman scorned
ain't nothing more
dangerous than
a country girl
trading her
halo for horns
She swears all is
fair in love and war
she said if you
wanna be a dog
I'll treat you
like a dog
your sleeping
on the porch
no one slams a door
like a woman scorned
like a woman scorned