This ain't Texas
Oh
Ain't no hold 'em
Hey
So lay your cards down
down down down
So park your Lexus
Ooh
And throw your keys up
Hey
Stick around 'round 'round
'round 'round
Stick around
And I'll be damned if
I can't slow-dance with you
Come pour some sugar
on me honey too
It's a real-life boogie and
a real-life hoedown
Don't be a ***** come
take it to the floor now woo ha
There's a tornado
There's a tornado
In my city
In my city
Hit the basement
Hit the basement
That **** ain't pretty
**** ain't pretty
Rugged whiskey
Rugged whiskey
'Cause we survivin'
'Cause we survivin'
Puffin' red-cup kisses sweet
redemption passin' time yeah
Ooh one step to the right
We headed to the dive bar
we always thought was nice
Ooh run me to the left
Then spin me in the middle boy
I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas
Oh
Ain't no hold 'em
Hey
So lay your cards down
down down down
So park your Lexus
Ooh
And throw your keys up
Hey
Stick around 'round 'round
'round 'round
Stick around
And I'll be damned if
I can't slow-dance with you
Come pour some sugar
on me honey too
It's a real-life boogie and
a real-life hoedown
Don't be a ***** come
take it to the floor now woo
And I'll be damned if
I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor
on me honey too
It's a real-life boogie
and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a ***** come
take it to the floor now woo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
There's a heatwave
There's a heatwave
Comin' at us
Comin' at us
Too hot to think straight
Too hot to think straight
Too cold to panic
Cold to panic
All of the problems
Just feel dramatic
Just feel dramatic
And now we're runnin'
to the first bar that we find yeah
Ooh one step to the right
We headed to the dive
bar we always thought was nice
Ooh you run to the left
Just with me in the middle boy
I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas
Oh
Ain't no hold 'em
Hey
So lay your cards down
down down down
Oh
So park your Lexus
Hey
And throw your keys up
Hey
Stick around 'round 'round
'round 'round
Stick around
And I'll be damned if
I can't slow-dance with you
Come pour some sugar
on me honey too
It's a real-life boogie
and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a ***** come
take it to the floor now woo
And I'll be damned if
I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor
on me honey too
It's a real-life boogie
and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a come take
it to the floor now ooh
Take it to the floor now ooh
Oops spurs boots
To the floor now ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shoot
Come take it to the floor now ooh
And I'll be damned if
I cannot dance with you
Baby pour that sugar
and liquor on me too
Spurs spurs boots
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