I was supposed to be sent away
But they forgot to come and get me
I was a functioning alcoholic
Till nobody noticed my new aesthetic
All of this to say I hope you're okay
But you're the reason
And no one here's to blame
But what about your quiet treason
And for a fortnight
there we were forever
Run into you sometimes ask
about the weather
Now you're in my backyard turned
into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers
I wanna kill her
All my mornings are Mondays stuck
in an endless February
I took the miracle move on d g
the effects were temporary
And I love you it's ruining my life
I love you it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you
But I touched you
And for a fortnight there
we were forever
Run into you sometimes ask
about the weather
Now you're in my backyard turned
into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers
I wanna kill her
And for a fortnight there
we were together
Run into you sometimes comment
on my sweater
Now you're at the mailbox turned
into good neighbors
My husband is cheating
I wanna kill him
I love you it's ruining my life
I love you it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you
I touched you
I love you it's ruining my life
I love you it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you
I touched you
Thought of calling ya
but you won't pick up
Another fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida buy
the car you want
But it won't start up till
you touch touch touch me
Thought of calling ya but
you won't pick up
Another fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida buy the car you want
But it won't start up till I
touch touch touch you