Hey Em it's Paul
Ehm I was listening to the album
Good ******* luck you're on your own
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back tell a friend
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da
Well look what the stork brung
What
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out yeah like a sore thumb
Blah
With a forehead that it
grew horns from still a white jerk
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
With the Vics Percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician an electrician
y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend
It's you I make believe
What
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
Why
If I was to ever take a leave
It would be aspirin' to break a feve'
Yeah
If I was to ask for Megan
Thee Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat
I don't know but I'm glad to be back like
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
And just like that I'm back bro
Now back in the days of old me
When right around the time
I became a d e fiend
Ate some codeine as a
way of copin taste of opiates case of O E
Turned me into a smiley face emoji
My **** may not be age-appropriate
But I will hit an eight year old
in the face with a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's bouts
to turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's
out to shut me down
So when I started this verse
it did start off lighthearted first
But it feels like I'm targeted
mind bogglin how
my profit has skyrocketed
Look what I pocketed
Yeah the is just like
y'all have been light joggin
And I've been runnin full
speed and that's why I'm ahead
like my noggin
And I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who
the best but opps I'm white chalkin
When I step up to that mic cock it then
Oh my God it's him not again
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
And just like that I'm back bro
Some times I wonder what
the old me'd say
If what
If he could see the way **** is today
Look at this **** man
He'd probably say that everything is gay
Like happy
What's my name
What's my name
Slim Shady
So how many little kids
still wanna act like me
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these
What
Words sting just like when
bein attacked by bees
Bzz
In the coupe leanin' back my seat
What
Bumpin R Kelly's favorite
group the Black Eyed Peas
Guy pees
In my Air Max 90s white
Ts walkin parental advisory
My transgender cat's
Siamese identifies as black
but acts Chinese
Like a ************* Hacky Sack I treat
What
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet
Yeah
How can I explain to you
What
That even myself I'm a danger to
Yeah
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But that if I think
that I'ma say that
Cancel me what
Okay that's it go ahead Paul quit
Snake a s prick you male cross
dresser fake a s
And I'll probably get **** for that
Watch
But you can all suck my d**k in fact
**** them **** Dre ****
Jimmy **** me **** you
**** my own kids they're brats
**** 'em
They can screw off them and you all
Yeah
You too Paul got two balls big as RuPaul's
What you thought you saw
What
Ain't what you saw
Nah
'Cause you're never gonna see me
Caught sleepin' and see the
kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini Harry Houdini
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
And just like that I'm back bro