Get up
Everybody on the dance floor come on
That means you too Chris
Haha
Well it's Friday night no date for the prom
Just got caught jackin' off by your mom
Suspended from school for settin
off the alarm
Kim Jong keep screamin he gon
drop the bomb
But anyway every day is the same
old shiddit
Room lookin like a tornado hit it
Try to explain your parents they
don't get it
Time to hit you with a funky
d e rhythm
Let it roll if you ready we gon
start the show
Everybody in the world all across
the globe
You can feel it in your head
down to your toes
Dance until you're wheelchair
bound here we go
Yeah horseback little do si do
Little bit of soul mixed with
some rodeo
Everybody in the world's gonna
laugh to this
I'll probably end up crippled
after this come on
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody join together
Can you feel the funky beat
Everywhere you see people
laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One two three follow me
Superman Batman Spider Man
Slipped fell landed in a garbage can
hell damn it I can hardly stand
But I get it crackin like no one
in the party can
Give me a beat I'll show you all
a brand new dance
All I need is a stretcher and
an ambulance
Now stand back kids don't try
this at home
Chi boom kick boom ooh ah oh
It's a brand new craze and it's
sweepin the nation
Anything else is a cheap imitation
Just make sure that you videotape it
You can only do it once fore the
people go ape
It's a crowd favorite a party pleaser
It's better than shake of a
grand mal seizure
So next time that you see grandma
tease her
And roll up with a fresh set of wheels
all greased up
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody join together
Can you feel the funky beat
Everywhere you see people
laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One two three follow me
If your arms legs feet and your
hands are numb
You've fallen and you can't get up
It's a brand new dance this is my
Chris anthem I'm
Givin Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
I'ma have everybody jumpin to this
Caitlyn Jenner in the front row
pumpin her fists
With a simple little twist and a
flick of the wrist
A little snap of the neck and a
slip of the disc
You just pull up a chair and
grab a seat
And clap your hands and stomp
your feet
Or stomp your hands and
clap your feet
Flop around til you lookin like
a slab of meat
You put your left foot back your
right in front
Tip your head back let it touch
your butt
Til you feel a lil pop like what the
a duck what the
I'm stuck
So party people are you with me
What's the deal
If you real grab your chair up
by the wheel
If you wanna feel just like the
Man of Steel
Windmillin on a million banana
peels come on
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody join together
Can you feel the funky beat
Everywhere you see people
laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One two three follow me
Good morning Eminem
Or Marshall as others have
informed me
Christopher Reeves here
You had better not talk behind my back
Or I will kick your a s the minute
I'm out of this chair
Watch yourself Marshall
I'm watching you
Ah Holy