I was tired
of my lady
we d been
together too long
Like a worn
out recording
of a favorite song
So while
she lay there sleeping
I read the paper
in bed
And in the
personals column
there was this letter
I read
If you like
Pina Coladas
and getting caught
in the rain
If you re
not into yoga
if you have
half a brain
If you like
making love
at midnight
in the dunes
of the cape
I m the lady that
you've looked for
write to me
and escape
I didn t think
about my lady
I know that sounds
kind of mean
But me and
my old lady
had fallen
into the same
old dull routine
So I wrote
to the paper
took out a
personal ad
And though I m
nobody s poet
I thought it wasn t
half bad
Yes I like
Pina Coladas
and getting caught
in the rain
I'm not much
into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you
by tomorrow noon
and cut through
all this red tape
At a bar
called O'Malley's
where we'll plan
our escape
So I waited
with high hopes
and she walked
in the place
I knew her smile
in an instant
I knew the curve
of her face
It was my
own lovely lady
and she said
Oh it s you
then we laughed
for a moment
and I said
I never knew
That you liked
Pina Coladas
and getting caught
in the rain
And the feel
of the ocean
and the taste
of champagne
If you like
making love
at midnight
in the dunes
of the cape
You re the lady
that I've looked for
come with me
and escape
If you like
Pina Coladas
and getting caught
in the rain
If you re
not into yoga
if you have
half a brain
If you like
making love
at midnight
in the dunes
of the cape
You're the love
that I've looked for