Dear Sir or Madam
will you
read my book
It took me
years to write
will you
take a look
Based on a novel
by a man named Lear
And I need a job
so I want to be
a paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's the dirty story
of a dirty man
And his clinging
wife doesn't
understand
His son is working
for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job
but he wants to be
a paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's a
thousand pages
give or take a few
I'll be writing more
in a week or two
I can make it longer
if you like
the style
I can change it
round and I want
to be a
paperback writer
Paperback writer
If you really
like it you can
have the rights
It could make a
million for you
overnight
If you must
return it
you can send it here
But I need a break
and I want to be
a paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer