Hi kids Do you
like violence
Wanna see me
stick Nine
Inch Nails through
each one of
my eyelids
Wanna copy me and
do exactly like I did
Try cid and get
fucked up worse
that my life is
My brain s
dead weight
I m tryin to get
my head straight
but I can t figure
out which Spice
Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr Dre said
Slim Shady you
a basehead
Uh uhhh So
why s your face red
Man you wasted
Well since age twelve
I ve felt like
I m someone else
Cause I hung
my original self
from the top
bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and
ripped Pamela
Lee s tits off
And smacked her
so hard I knocked
her clothes backwards
like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound
of grass and
fall on my ass
faster than a fat
bitch who sat
down too fast
C mere slut
I don t give a fuck
God sent me to
piss the world off
My English teacher
wanted to have
sex in junior high
The only problem
was my English
teacher was a guy
I smacked him in
his face with an eraser
chased him
with a stapler
and stapled his
nuts to a stack
of paper
Walked in the strip club
had my jacket
zipped up
Flashed the bartender
then stuck my
dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial
killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians
while they screamin
LET S JUST BE FRIENDS
Ninety nine percent
of my life
I was lied to
I just found out my
mom does more
dope than I do
I told her I d grow up
to be a famous rapper
Make a record about
doin drugs and
name it after her
You know you blew up
when the women
rush your stands
and try to touch
your hands like
some screamin
Usher fans
This guy at White
Castle asked for
my autograph
So I signed it
Dear Dave thanks
for the support
ASSHOLE
Stop the tape
This kid needs
to be locked away
Dr Dre don t
just stand there
OPERATE
I m not ready
to leave it s too
scary to die
I ll have to be
carried inside the
cemetery and
buried alive
Am I comin or goin
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth
of vodka dare
me to drive
All my life I was
very deprived
I ain t had a woman
in years and my
palms are too
hairy to hide
Clothes ripped
like the Incredible
Hulk
I spit when I talk
I ll fuck anything
that walks
When I was little
I used to get
so hungry
I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA
BREAST FEED ME MOM
YOU AIN T GOT
NO TITS
I lay awake and strap
myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof
vest on and shoot
myself in the head
I m steamin mad
And by the way
when you
see my dad
Tell him that
I slit his throat
in this dream I had