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1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><159, 1260><499, 1260> 我而家话明系唱国语个㖞我系唱响国语你炸住我 <140, 1260><100, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><160, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><159, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><179, 1260><160, 1260><459, 1260> 炸住嗱一二三四五国语就系一二三四五 <220, 1260><140, 1260><161, 1260><242, 1260><242, 1260><242, 1260><241, 1260><241, 1260><221, 1260><160, 1260><100, 1260><161, 1260><242, 1260><242, 1260><242, 1260><242, 1260><542, 1260> 噉我我 at 我 at 紧我都未 at 完 <221, 1260><160, 1260><181, 1260><0, 1260><242, 1260><0, 1260><201, 1260><0, 1260><200, 1260><0, 1260><200, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><0, 1260><221, 1260><0, 1260><542, 1260> 噉你 at 啦我都未 at 完你炸鬼住我 <181, 1260><160, 1260><0, 1260><221, 1260><0, 1260><242, 1260><161, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><0, 1260><180, 1260><0, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><180, 1260><200, 1260><180, 1260><521, 1260> 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1260><175, 1260><191, 1260><479, 1260> 你睇我着到咁鬼靓 <116, 1260><40, 1260><100, 1260><160, 1260><175, 1260><191, 1260><191, 1260><491, 1260> 成个大人物噉你顾住拉错啊我讲你听啊你真系傻㗎我话畀你听呢啲啊 <100, 1260><80, 1260><146, 1260><173, 1260><173, 1260><173, 1260><147, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><166, 1260><173, 1260><107, 1260><60, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><80, 1260><40, 1260><100, 1260><166, 1260><147, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><80, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><166, 1260><473, 1260> 周街就冇人好似你噉着㗎 <173, 1260><173, 1260><147, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><146, 1260><173, 1260><473, 1260> 除非喺青山走出嚟嗰度你又青山走出嚟我哋啲大人物 <167, 1260><140, 1260><100, 1260><126, 1260><173, 1260><167, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><80, 1260><40, 1260><100, 1260><160, 1260><166, 1260><167, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><166, 1260><147, 1260><120, 1260><146, 1260><173, 1260><173, 1260><473, 1260> 当时啊你去我哋嘅国家嗰度啊你咩国家咁巴闭啊我个家犀利喇 <173, 1260><167, 1260><166, 1260><167, 1260><166, 1260><173, 1260><147, 1260><140, 1260><166, 1260><173, 1260><167, 1260><166, 1260><173, 1260><167, 1260><166, 1260><173, 1260><173, 1260><167, 1260><166, 1260><173, 1260><107, 1260><60, 1260><80, 1260><126, 1260><173, 1260><167, 1260><466, 1260> 叫做嗱古拉国吓 <147, 1260><146, 1260><173, 1260><167, 1260><160, 1260><166, 1260><473, 1260> 我就嗱古拉国王 <179, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><499, 1260> 我哋全国国咧有几百人口㗎我哋啊几百人系啊 <160, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><479, 1260> 都唔够呢个文化中心咁多哈哈哈 <160, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><120, 1260><40, 1260><419, 1260> 噉啊不过噉咩啊啲人咧后生仔生得好靓 <140, 1260><80, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><160, 1260><159, 1260><180, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><139, 1260><499, 1260> 你见亲佢哋咧好似食咗发酵粉噉嘅啊 <180, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><140, 1260><159, 1260><140, 1260><80, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><160, 1260><479, 1260> 你行三步前啊扭两扭就舐啲嘢畀我喂 <180, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><140, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><159, 1260><499, 1260> 我系留低啲嘢唔系舐嘢舐我哋乡下叫舐㗎 <160, 1260><185, 1260><211, 1260><211, 1260><206, 1260><205, 1260><166, 1260><160, 1260><205, 1260><211, 1260><211, 1260><146, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><180, 1260><205, 1260><511, 1260> 喂你喂你你舐嘢你攞返走啦噉样㗎嘛 <186, 1260><185, 1260><186, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><180, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><465, 1260> 噉我见你赖赖咗啲嘢我执上嚟睇条手羹仔 <166, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><185, 1260><206, 1260><180, 1260><140, 1260><165, 1260><211, 1260><206, 1260><180, 1260><160, 1260><185, 1260><186, 1260><185, 1260><211, 1260><511, 1260> 有只鸡喺度 <186, 1260><185, 1260><211, 1260><186, 1260><485, 1260> 你睇清楚啊嗰只系凤 <160, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><499, 1260> 凤尖嘴个噃诶你冇理啊咩掘啊尖五冇所谓个㖞呢啲凤定鸡啊 <199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><140, 1260><159, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><140, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><479, 1260> 你睇清楚啦梗系凤啦凤啊凤啦噉我睇到佢有只凤 <180, 1260><179, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><180, 1260><160, 1260><179, 1260><180, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><499, 1260> 有画啊舞狮噉我吟咗首诗返嚟畀你㗎嘛吓 <199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><439, 1260> 你噉嘅样识吟诗 <199, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><499, 1260> 哎呀佢话我唔识吟㖞 <140, 1260><80, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><499, 1260> 你哋话我识唔识饮啊嗱 <130, 1260><80, 1260><80, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><169, 1260><130, 1260><429, 1260> 你傻㗎我唔识饮我饮嗰阵你都未出世啊真系咁样衰 <179, 1260><179, 1260><150, 1260><140, 1260><169, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><150, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><169, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><110, 1260><40, 1260><109, 1260><479, 1260> 我唔识饮啊我饮咗得四句诗出嚟畀你㗎点啊四句诗啊 <170, 1260><160, 1260><169, 1260><179, 1260><130, 1260><129, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><130, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><169, 1260><170, 1260><169, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><179, 1260><479, 1260> 嗱你当我睇到啦唉我读畀你听喇吓第一 <150, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><149, 1260><179, 1260><150, 1260><120, 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1260><189, 1260><219, 1260><170, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><200, 1260><209, 1260><190, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><169, 1260><219, 1260><219, 1260><219, 1260><219, 1260><519, 1260> 第一句咧就系镜冧当面躝即系江南多美人 <170, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><180, 1260><160, 1260><169, 1260><219, 1260><219, 1260><190, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><149, 1260><219, 1260><219, 1260><219, 1260><190, 1260><489, 1260> 令歪日夜声即系令我日夜想 <210, 1260><209, 1260><170, 1260><169, 1260><219, 1260><130, 1260><100, 1260><189, 1260><219, 1260><190, 1260><180, 1260><509, 1260> 周唔兜面躝啫揾唔到呢个美人咧咩啊掂掂返乡间 <219, 1260><219, 1260><210, 1260><200, 1260><200, 1260><180, 1260><180, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><80, 1260><120, 1260><180, 1260><209, 1260><170, 1260><169, 1260><219, 1260><219, 1260><210, 1260><209, 1260><519, 1260> 慢慢返香港 <210, 1260><200, 1260><180, 1260><180, 1260><509, 1260> 噉你又真系慢慢返香港啊得啦噉我系好心送返畀你 <163, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><162, 1260><165, 1260><165, 1260><165, 1260><165, 1260><123, 1260><80, 1260><80, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><142, 1260><165, 1260><165, 1260><165, 1260><165, 1260><143, 1260><176, 1260> 你咩嚟拉我啫你有冇咁好心啊 <143, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><142, 1260><163, 1260><162, 1260><163, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><162, 1260><165, 1260><165, 1260><465, 1260> 噉你问下人啦真系好心送返畀你㗎嘛 <143, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><142, 1260><163, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><442, 1260> 真系有咁好心吓系啊好好心㗎喇哎呀 <120, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><140, 1260><139, 1260><199, 1260><499, 1260> 浩伦佢话有咁好心㖞系啊佢话我冇咁好心我真系送返嚟畀佢啊嘛 <199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><159, 1260><140, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><439, 1260> 说什么好人心 <471, 1260><470, 1260><451, 1260><450, 1260><501, 1260><759, 1260> 原来是假正经 <411, 1260><280, 1260><220, 1260><300, 1260><400, 1260><668, 1260> 人家的手帕给你涂得满天星 <451, 1260><300, 1260><180, 1260><280, 1260><450, 1260><501, 1260><451, 1260><450, 1260><331, 1260><260, 1260><400, 1260><970, 1260> 满天星价连城 <431, 1260><430, 1260><431, 1260><380, 1260><400, 1260><708, 1260> 皇帝题的诗 <501, 1260><501, 1260><431, 1260><380, 1260><708, 1260> 皇后酒地干一粒 <501, 1260><465, 1260><200, 1260><360, 1260><300, 1260><351, 1260><839, 1260> 离家时当成真 <452, 1260><451, 1260><432, 1260><360, 1260><400, 1260><687, 1260> 欺君罪罪不轻 <472, 1260><400, 1260><431, 1260><503, 1260><392, 1260><607, 1260> 怜名叫龙凤李兰无奇迹 <503, 1260><503, 1260><452, 1260><400, 1260><451, 1260><372, 1260><371, 1260><380, 1260><360, 1260><928, 1260> 我们龙凤店远近都知名 <496, 1260><328, 1260><260, 1260><400, 1260><468, 1260><496, 1260><348, 1260><280, 1260><400, 1260><968, 1260> 皇帝都不管我劝你少费心 <448, 1260><448, 1260><496, 1260><496, 1260><496, 1260><408, 1260><360, 1260><380, 1260><400, 1260><420, 1260><947, 1260> 不必提龙凤还是论婚姻 <428, 1260><427, 1260><408, 1260><380, 1260><427, 1260><455, 1260><428, 1260><380, 1260><360, 1260><751, 1260> 你貌美丽你性聪明 <455, 1260><408, 1260><380, 1260><427, 1260><448, 1260><447, 1260><428, 1260><927, 1260> 你一见就倾心再见就钟情 <291, 1260><503, 1260><503, 1260><452, 1260><451, 1260><452, 1260><400, 1260><451, 1260><452, 1260><451, 1260><719, 1260> 你愿意我带你进京城 <452, 1260><400, 1260><451, 1260><503, 1260><352, 1260><240, 1260><391, 1260><503, 1260><1003, 1260> 我和你双双对对配龙凤 <432, 1260><400, 1260><471, 1260><503, 1260><432, 1260><380, 1260><380, 1260><380, 1260><360, 1260><359, 1260> 更满山红彤彤高 <380, 1260><380, 1260><380, 1260><360, 1260><380, 1260><451, 1260><1003, 1260> 喂停停 <175, 1260><168, 1260><467, 1260> 撞你个鬼啊做咩又停啊唱得好哋哋咩觉觉猪啊觉觉猪咪即系瞓觉咯 <175, 1260><128, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><167, 1260><148, 1260><120, 1260><147, 1260><175, 1260><175, 1260><175, 1260><168, 1260><167, 1260><175, 1260><168, 1260><167, 1260><168, 1260><167, 1260><148, 1260><147, 1260><175, 1260><168, 1260><140, 1260><80, 1260><60, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><167, 1260><439, 1260> 我梗系知瞓觉啦边个好似你瞓得咁衰㗎左拧右拧啊你啲黐线嘅 <175, 1260><148, 1260><140, 1260><167, 1260><175, 1260><168, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><147, 1260><175, 1260><175, 1260><175, 1260><168, 1260><167, 1260><175, 1260><148, 1260><100, 1260><127, 1260><175, 1260><175, 1260><475, 1260> 瞓觉有边个唔喐㗎唔通一个姿势噉瞓瞓到天光啊 <175, 1260><168, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><147, 1260><175, 1260><148, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><167, 1260><475, 1260> 嗰个啊你要得㗎喇肯定行去㗎喇 <168, 1260><160, 1260><167, 1260><168, 1260><167, 1260><128, 1260><80, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><427, 1260> 哈哈 <140, 1260><660, 1260> 唔喐紧有咩理由瞓觉唔喐嘅一瞓七八个钟都 <159, 1260><159, 1260><159, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><139, 1260><159, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><119, 1260><159, 1260><140, 1260><139, 1260><140, 1260><139, 1260><459, 1260> 即系你喐得好紧要㗎啦吓噉又梗系啦 <120, 1260><80, 1260><100, 1260><139, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><139, 1260><159, 1260><140, 1260><100, 1260><119, 1260><159, 1260><159, 1260><159, 1260><159, 1260><459, 1260> 唉你知唔知啊我唔识睬你咩我系 k i听知咩啊倾 <159, 1260><140, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><60, 1260><40, 1260><40, 1260><99, 1260><159, 1260><159, 1260><159, 1260><159, 1260><159, 1260><0, 1260><159, 1260><0, 1260><159, 1260><140, 1260><176, 1260><177, 1260><176, 1260><533, 1260> 倾我哋咪倾紧咯 <233, 1260><157, 1260><80, 1260><120, 1260><180, 1260><180, 1260><496, 1260> 皇帝啊倾即系你系皇帝你有咩证据啊攞嚟睇下有玉 sir <233, 1260><197, 1260><160, 1260><180, 1260><180, 1260><196, 1260><233, 1260><233, 1260><233, 1260><233, 1260><177, 1260><140, 1260><196, 1260><233, 1260><177, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><180, 1260><216, 1260><197, 1260><196, 1260><0, 1260><500, 1260> 玉 sir 攞出嚟啊 <233, 1260><0, 1260><184, 1260><0, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><476, 1260> 唔攞得哈哈哈 <197, 1260><160, 1260><196, 1260><137, 1260><40, 1260><436, 1260> 唔攞得啊梗系啦皇帝嚟㗎嘛攞玉 sir 暴露身份得了嘅唔得你呃人 <217, 1260><216, 1260><177, 1260><80, 1260><136, 1260><197, 1260><196, 1260><233, 1260><233, 1260><217, 1260><200, 1260><216, 1260><233, 1260><233, 1260><0, 1260><240, 1260><0, 1260><233, 1260><233, 1260><233, 1260><233, 1260><233, 1260><197, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><176, 1260><235, 1260><311, 1260><611, 1260> 你讲大话 <276, 1260><240, 1260><220, 1260><555, 1260> 你呃人你浅见我出你啊浅见啊我撞鬼啊我咪记号啊浅见 <311, 1260><311, 1260><311, 1260><276, 1260><220, 1260><255, 1260><256, 1260><255, 1260><216, 1260><160, 1260><220, 1260><200, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><220, 1260><220, 1260><140, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><200, 1260><220, 1260><200, 1260><255, 1260><611, 1260> 你无啦啦咩请见啊你无啦啦话我乜鬼嘢去呃人啫 <165, 1260><166, 1260><165, 1260><171, 1260><171, 1260><171, 1260><166, 1260><165, 1260><166, 1260><165, 1260><166, 1260><165, 1260><171, 1260><166, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><165, 1260><166, 1260><465, 1260> 噉你攞唔出咪就系呃人咯噉我事实系有啊嘛我你入后台我畀你睇啊 <146, 1260><145, 1260><171, 1260><166, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><145, 1260><171, 1260><171, 1260><126, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><165, 1260><126, 1260><100, 1260><145, 1260><146, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><465, 1260> 入后台先畀得你梗系啦你真系衰啊你 <171, 1260><171, 1260><166, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><145, 1260><171, 1260><166, 1260><140, 1260><80, 1260><40, 1260><80, 1260><145, 1260><171, 1260><166, 1260><465, 1260> 你话你系皇帝信唔信我睇你个样咧 <199, 1260><180, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><140, 1260><80, 1260><139, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><179, 1260><499, 1260> 都好似正嘅好似排骨噉你黐线啊我排骨唔几好肉啊 <199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><479, 1260> 豉汁蒸肉排得喇得喇我话畀你听我都信你系皇帝不过你知啦 <199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><179, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><140, 1260><100, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><499, 1260> 我屋企咧 <199, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><499, 1260> 家规就好严㗎我要等我阿哥返嚟揸主意边个系你阿哥啊浩伦默 <199, 1260><199, 1260><180, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><159, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><80, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><179, 1260><199, 1260><199, 1260><499, 1260> 浩伦曼 <213, 1260><207, 1260><506, 1260> 即系弹琴嗰个呵系啊样衰衰佢好钟意钱嘅系啊系啊等佢一阵返嚟咧 <127, 1260><100, 1260><186, 1260><187, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><160, 1260><180, 1260><186, 1260><213, 1260><207, 1260><206, 1260><187, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><186, 1260><213, 1260><147, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><186, 1260><147, 1260><80, 1260><100, 1260><160, 1260><200, 1260><180, 1260><486, 1260> 我畀一百万两佢口讲口赔咩话 <187, 1260><186, 1260><213, 1260><207, 1260><180, 1260><180, 1260><206, 1260><187, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><186, 1260><207, 1260><506, 1260> 噉啊一百六万两啊嗱呢啲都系其次 <100, 1260><60, 1260><100, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><175, 1260><190, 1260><175, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><155, 1260><399, 1260> 其实我阿哥最钟意嘅心愿好大㗎系咩 <175, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><175, 1260><190, 1260><175, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><175, 1260><175, 1260><175, 1260><190, 1260><155, 1260><120, 1260><79, 1260> 啊佢想做大官喂做官啊嘛梗系做事啦 <60, 1260><100, 1260><155, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><155, 1260><155, 1260><190, 1260><135, 1260><80, 1260><100, 1260><100, 1260><135, 1260><190, 1260><490, 1260> 噉阿为王咧 <155, 1260><140, 1260><175, 1260><190, 1260><490, 1260> 封佢做一个大官封官啊 <175, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><80, 1260><120, 1260><175, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><491, 1260> 高历史封官啊高历史高历史咩嚟㗎大官啊太监啊 <175, 1260><175, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><175, 1260><160, 1260><175, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><135, 1260><135, 1260><190, 1260><175, 1260><175, 1260><190, 1260><190, 1260><490, 1260> 喂 <800, 1260> 噉冇噉啲嘢㖞唔得㖞噉又唔怕我系皇帝嚟㗎嘛 <156, 1260><155, 1260><176, 1260><160, 1260><175, 1260><156, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><175, 1260><156, 1260><155, 1260><116, 1260><80, 1260><155, 1260><176, 1260><140, 1260><120, 1260><455, 1260> 普通嘅太监咪阉鬼嗮佢 <191, 1260><156, 1260><120, 1260><155, 1260><191, 1260><156, 1260><155, 1260><176, 1260><175, 1260><491, 1260> 既然佢系大佬咪阉少佢一嘢啦 <156, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><155, 1260><156, 1260><120, 1260><155, 1260><176, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><155, 1260><491, 1260> 吓阉少一嘢都得啊哦噉好啦 <191, 1260><191, 1260><191, 1260><176, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><175, 1260><116, 1260><115, 1260><176, 1260><175, 1260><491, 1260> 你等我哥再返嚟我哋再倾 <191, 1260><160, 1260><192, 1260><225, 1260><225, 1260><225, 1260><213, 1260><160, 1260><160, 1260><212, 1260><525, 1260> 你知唔知我呢个镇啊好犀利啊我哋呢个镇咩镇啊深圳啊 <173, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><140, 1260><140, 1260><160, 1260><212, 1260><225, 1260><225, 1260><225, 1260><213, 1260><160, 1260><120, 1260><120, 1260><100, 1260><120, 1260><192, 1260><213, 1260><180, 1260><180, 1260><200, 1260><200, 1260><512, 1260> 犀利 <225, 1260><232, 1260> 你我担心受议论 <275, 1260><436, 1260><435, 1260><416, 1260><380, 1260><400, 1260><723, 1260> 不敢溜她言 <416, 1260><415, 1260><416, 1260><380, 1260><723, 1260> 还是哥哥回来你再在上忙 <436, 1260><380, 1260><360, 1260><400, 1260><455, 1260><471, 1260><336, 1260><235, 1260><180, 1260><330, 1260><880, 1260> 在上忙 <380, 1260><380, 1260><880, 1260>
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