但你放假第一天回家
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你会看见热情的老妈
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她会儿子闺女上一个吃啥你以为自己很伟大
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当你放假三天了在家你会看见平静的老妈
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她会喊着给我拿来再把碗给我刷了想要吃啥去问你老爸
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怕当你放假五天了在家
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你会看见恐怖的老妈
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她会揭开还是爱你爸养我了那就滚回去别烦你老妈
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哦确认事情吗
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come on
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妈妈第一遍叫你起床他就是温柔母爱慈祥
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他会起床吃饭几点了还是再不起床你就直播直行
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妈妈第二遍叫你起床他会携老公一起疯狂
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他会再不起床再不吃饭叫你爸来了老妈你看你孩子还在那赖床
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妈妈第二遍叫你起床他会吵架会掀被子抓狂他会
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起不起床起不起出那个底线了急死老娘哦
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天好像还没亮啊
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的妈妈表面是淑女
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其实私底下他非常 crazy
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让他来一个段子
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他张口能来撒他说别告诉别人我是这样式的他的同事都说他彬彬有礼
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他妈待放孝不露是传统妇女
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在家里听到笑话他的嘴巴能笑倒从扁桃体一路看到胃里妈
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你是不是偷吃了我的 cookies
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滚开
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oh my crazy mommy
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